alien news

on tuesday night something breath taken happend at wigan St.andrews primary school  philip said”after football training i was cleaning up in year 4 class room when i heard somthing very strange philip year 4 teacher had a check in the trays  there happend to be nothing there ”  he cheked under the table nothing there he waked over to the window the buzzing noice got louder  so he went to the junior play ground door and out he went ran down the hill past the bike shelter hugging the wall hoping not to be seen he got to the bins there where something  coulorful about 10m ofe the ground he  ran over in to the infant playground hopefuly he still had the p.e coubard key with his horror  the infants had bloked the coubard with twigs and stones agin AAAAAAAGGG  HE  scraped them all out and put the key in and slammed the door behind him he bravley opend the door a bit then a bit more he couldent belive his eyes there was a big mother ship a platform come down there stood thousands of aliens  they said ”we….come…in…peace”  he asked if they would like a cup of tea the alien said ”gobble….goble”  he walked up the hill slowly behind him walked the alien they both got in the staff room he put the kettle on he was just about to ask would they like sugar an milk then the alien shot through the wall philip caught him in year 4 class room looking at the names on the trays and the pictures on the wall in know time the alien shot through the window leaving no marks philip ran out the class room on to the junior play ground ran down the hill he got to the infant playground he was feeling soso sad he said” i hope the children belive me tommorow

 

 

this is the alien he saw

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Newspaper Reports

SCARED SHARKEY!

 

On Monday 16.10.11 after school rugby training had finished Mr Sharkey aged 31 heard a buzzing noise. He looked everywhere. But then he looked out of the window he could not believe what he saw it was…  A SPACESHIP.

He ran and ran and ran and just as he got to the bike shelter he crept along the wall. and then went across the playground as fast as he could on his hands and knees! After that he peeped round the bins and it was very hard to see because of all the smoke and then the spaceship started to open. He ran straight to the P.E. store got the keys out and then dropped them! and when he finally got them in the infants had been stuffing stones in the lock he managed to scrape the stones out and the locked himself in the P.E. store.

 About 5 minutes later and as he got braver he opened the door slightly and then a bit more a bit more and then opened it fully and again couldn’t believe what he saw he was amazed he could see an alien beyond all the smoke it was there changing shape and  colours  and it said in a strange voice “We come in peace” so Mr Sharkey asked the alien “would you like a cup of tea? And once again the alien said in a strange voice “Yes” so Mr Sharkey took him to the staff room and brought him a cup of tea. He didn’t drink it he just changed into the shape and then changed into a bin a toaster and lots more. Mr Sharkey thinks that’s its way of learning. After that it zoomed straight through the staffroom door. Mr Sharkey ran straight outside he wasn’t scared anymore  but as he got back to the playground it was gone.

Reported by Kai

This alien as far as we have researched is from the planet zorkon .

Two-Headed Monster Arrives!

ON Monday 11th October 2010 around 7:30 an alien came to Earth. Mean while Mr Sharkey was working late after school when suddenly the caretaker ran in and said “come and look at this!” they ran outside and they saw an alien. Mr Sharkey ran inside and started crying. But the caretaker was brave enough to shake its hand…

Mr Sharkey was marking some Jotters when suddenly the very tall caretaker came running in like a lion with his hair sticking up. They both ran outside as fast as lightning. When they got outside they saw a huge space ship and its colour was a greeny, yellow, and pink. The space ship was about to land, on the school field. Suddenly a girl alien with two heads came out of the space ship but Mr Sharkey sprinted in side like a cheater and went inside the y4 classroom, then hid under a table like a rabbit and cried really load. But the caretaker was brave enough to shake the aliens hand and the alien yelled “I come in peace” “and my name is squiggles”. The alien then flew off back to her planet. St. Andrews was saved!                  

The Two-Headed Monster!

by Lucy

Super Spaceship Sighted

Monday the 11th October.

 This is  a fantastic day. there has been aliens  sighted at saint Andrews school. Mr Sharkey was working late when the caretaker burst in heavily breathing. Mr Sharkey asked what was wrong and the caretaker replied “I have seen something, an object it is hovering over the school field right now!” Mr Sharkey sprinted with his booming feet as fast as a cheater! His mouth dropped open wide like a lion about to eat its pray. The steam burst out of the spaceship. The caretaker stepped forward. he got hold of the aliens paw and shook it. then zoom the spaceship was gone but will it ever come back?

Super Slimy Alien

by Kayleah

Aliens Attack

On Monday the 11 of October 2010 at 7; 30 pm when Mr Sharkey was doing his school work  The Caretaker interrupted him by sating  that he saw something outSide  and it looked like a double Decker bus. and came out an alien in the garden at st Andrews school Springfield Wigan .mr shakey Ran as he could around the Play ground and back in the Class room and hide under The table and shake like the Wind. But the caretaker was brave and friendly. He said “I come in peas”

 And the alien said I come in peas they both shook hands .IT felt like a slugs slime and looked like funny looking. then they flew back to go bake to zoo zoo land with other fiends to play with. Mr Sharkey  was glad that  they went they  went back  and ST andrews was saved .

The aliens spaceship

by Kayleigh

Aliens Stike Again!

On Monday 11th October 2010 7:30 pm Mr Sharkey was working late with the caretaker. A few minutes later they heard a big bang they looked out the window and there was an alien spaceship .With some slimy aliens coming out. They were green as snot and very ugly.

Mr sharkey was terrified so he ran as fast as a cheater and started crying under a table like he was going to get eaten. The caretaker went up to the alien and shook his slimy tentacle “ why did you come to Earth”? Said the caretaker “to destroy you” said the alien. The aliens got in their ship and started shooting their blasters and missed and they went back home and the school was saved. Mr sharkey and the caretaker was relived Mr sharkey had to get back marking books and and getting board.

Slimy Jam the alien

 by Jamie

The Afternoon Times

                           

Alien strike

By Alex                  

On Monday the 11th October 2010 7:30 pm aliens landed at Wigan st Andrews school football Pitch. The Caretaker of the school said to the Y4 Teacher “you need to go home” So Mr Sharkey went to the junior playground and he saw 3 Aliens… He screamed as loud as a cheater and as high as a girl. Because he screamed so loudly therefore the caretaker went out and said to Mr Sharkey what’s up and Mr Sharkey he told him about the alien and took him to the alien.

 The caretaker said there is nothing to worry about so Mr Sharkey went to his car in a rush. And then the caretaker bravely shook the aliens hand it was so slimy the caretaker went “ewe so gross “but he had to put up with it. So the aliens met the caretaker and the caretaker met the aliens they had a little talk. But soon the aliens had to go soon therefore they had to a big good bye to each other. So the aliens made there way to the spaceship it was pink and flew away and the caretaker waved a big bye.

Newspaper

Wigan local news

Two headed monster arrives 

On Monday 11th October 2010 around 7:30 an alien came to Earth. Mean while Mr Sharkey was working late after school when suddenly the caretaker ran in and said “come and look at this!” they ran outside and they saw an alien. Mr Sharkey ran inside and started crying. But the caretaker was brave enough to shake its hand…

Mr Sharkey was marking some Jotters when suddenly the very tall caretaker came running in like a lion with his hair sticking up. They both ran outside as fast as lightning. When they got outside they saw a huge space ship and its colour was a greeny  yellow, and pink. The space ship was about to land, on the school field. Suddenly a girl alien with two heads came out of the space ship but Mr Sharkey sprinted in side like a cheater and went inside the y4 classroom, then hid under a table like a rabbit and cried really load. But the caretaker was brave enough to shake the aliens hand and the alien yelled “I come in peace” “and my name is Squiggles”. The alien then flew off back to her planet. St. Andrews was saved!          

Squiggles the Alien

       

reported by Lucy