Kayleah’s instructions on How to Train your Dragon

Well there are lots of amazing methods on how to train your dragon but today i am going to tell you the most heart – wrenching methods on how to train your dragon (BREIFLY)

It is briefly  because i don’t want to give you to much help because i want you to put some very hard work to complete your task

First you WILL need some  equipment a bob the builders hat aint good enough it is inadequate!!! We need some amazing head gear such as a skater helmet we will also need a rope not a cats toy string!!! An ice wrench not a sword!!! (that’s a bit over the limit!!!)

Now that you have all of your equipment time to capture the strong, bizarre creature, surley you want a muscular one not a prissy girly one!!!

You will have to travel to a nursey because you dont wont an old dragon with a broken leg!!!  I would suggest a nursery high up in the mountains where no-one else has already found the endangered species!  Remember to be very quite as they are always sleeping (we need beauty sleep but they need strength sleep!)

Now you have your dragon, its time for the dificult bit…..TRAINING YOUR DRAGON!!!

Firstly, pick an encouragement treat for your dragon but be aware…..all the female dragons are vegetarians BUT the boys……love a meaty treat!!!  I would suggest that for the girls, a bucket of oats and the boys a big fat juicy chicken…..if you give them one of these then they are sure to do WHATEVER you ask them to. 

Now that all of that is taken care of, it is time to nurse your dragon….check their wings to make sure they are ok….if they’re not then they will ignore whatever you say….so be sure to check thoroughly.

It is now time to begin the training!  I hope that you have studying your dragonese at the camp! 

To make them sit order them to sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit in a quite whispery voice.  If they seem to ignore you, give them some encouragement treats that you should have bought earlier.

To make them fly order them to f f f f f f f fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffly.

Now for the most difficult and messy bit of the training…..teaching them potty training!!!!

To teach them how to be potty trained, say in a firm voice “papapapotty” and point to the outside door, every time they do this properly give them one of your tastiest treats…..a piece of juicy steak warm out of the oven for the boys and some nice tender brocolli for the girls.

Having trouble with the fire breathing….dont worry…i know just what to do!  Gently approach your dragon and kneel down infront of him like you are about to pray and pat his head gently so you have his attention.  When he looks at you say ‘nanananan, youyouyou, nanananeed, tootootoo oonly breathe fafafafire at the dragon park!’

These are the brief instructions on how to train your dragon.  I hope that this will help you in your years of need!!

by Kayleah A